Nyjah Huston and the Illuminati in Skateboarding?

Nyjah Huston Illuminati

Nyjah Huston is too good at skateboarding, and we all know that.  He wins just about every contest he enters, and puts out amazing street parts that can’t be matched.  What is his secret?  Many believe it is his dedication and practice, some think it is a natural born talent, but what if it is something a little darker than that?  We have reason to believe that Nyjah may have joined an elite organization of devil worshipers more commonly known as the Illuminati.  The Illuminati is a group of individuals shrouded in secrecy that are believed to be in control of the world’s governments and economies.  By selling his soul to the devil and joining the Illuminati, Nyjah has gained the ability to become the best skateboarder in the world.  Don’t believe us?  Here’s the proof…

Nyjah AYC Ad

Nyjah Illuminati

This looks like a normal Asphalt Yacht Club ad featuring Nyjah right?  WRONG!  Here you can see the Illuminati influencing young skaters by using their infamous triangle symbol and Eye of Providence as the A in Nyjah’s name.

Monster Energy 666

Monster Energy Drink is one of Nyjah’s biggest sponsors.  It has recently come to light that Monster Energy Drink’s infamous logo actually translates to the numbers 6-6-6 in Hebrew, which represents the devil.

Nyjah Illuminati

Here we see Nyjah rocking a Monster Energy hat while holding a trophy that showcases the Illuminati’s triangle logo once again.  This signifies both his devil worshiping qualities and his Illuminati association.

While this 18 stair front blunt seems pretty innocent, it in fact is not.  Lets think about this for a second.  18 stairs, huh?  That’s funny because what number if added to itself three times equals 18?  You guessed it, 6.

666=18

Nyjah Byeonce Jay-z

Nyjah has also been recently photographed walking down the red carpet with other famous Illuminati members, Beyonce and Jay-Z.

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To the untrained eye this looks like a photo of Mr. Huston posing for a friend’s camera phone.  Take a closer look at his chest, and you will see something strange.  Is that an outline of an eye?

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Yes, indeed it is!  This leaked photo clearly shows that there is a famous Illuminati “all seeing eye” logo on Nyjah’s chest.

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Even his new DC shoe has clear Illuminati references built in to the design.

The proof is there people, you just have to know what you are looking for.  Next time you see him win another contest or do some mind-blowing trick, just remember that Nyjah Huston has channeled the powers of evil to gain his incredible skateboarding abilities.  We as skateboarders need to stand up against his evil powers and out this monster as a cheater because without Nyjah around, real skateboarders like P-Rod or Luan Oliveira might actually have a decent chance at winning a Street League event.

Still don’t believe us?  It’s okay, everyone loves a good conspiracy theory, right?

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